Sooo, I started working out 2 months ago, as part of my Birthday resolution. You know- turning 25 not getting any younger, end of the world is upon us- types of desperate resolutions…I began working on the upper body as it was the most gaunty one, especially the right hand, I haven’t used that one in decades! To be honest, I haven’t used anything in decades! Being 44 kilos your whole life has its complications, the main being, no need for exercising! The other being- my parents thinking I have a terminal illness and that stuffing me with colossal amounts of food would magically make everything better!
These past 2 months of physical activity were very weird for me. I’m probably the least physically active person you could imagine. I’m so lazy I wait for the trash to pile up into a nice chunky mountain, before I go out to dispose of it. I would rather starve to death, than to drag my ass and buy some groceries. One of the main reasons I don’t go outside is because A: I hate people B: I’m too lazy.
Any who, after working on the upper body, which was as pitiful as you can imagine it could be, for a person who hasn’t exercised since the 8th grade, I started the whole muscle groups shebang…And damn, this is hard! It’s painful, boobs sweaty and damaging to my willingness to live!
I’m really, reaaaaally, reaaaaaally not meant for physical activities. I was meant for lying on the sofa and complaining about life! I would prefer to grow into a fluffy multi-layered cake, than to endure 40 minutes of excruciating pain! But no one really gives a shit what I prefer, so I think I’ll keep doing this, until I die from too much exercising. I bet I can patent that too: The weakness of lazy skinny people- Too much healthy living.
Despite this though, I think there’s progress! At first I couldn’t manage a single push up, now I’m doing 10! (don’t laugh, this is progress for me!) I never thought working out could generally make me a happier person, but it did. I feel like shit after every training, but a happy shit nonetheless. It helps me concentrate, increases my energy levels, and let’s not forget it makes my ass all tight and cool looking, booyah!
I guess what I’m trying to say is, no matter how lazy and pathetic you are, there is always a way to get pass that, a very painful way too, but still a way!
Do you guys work out? What kind of activities do you do? I just saw an ass exercise video titled: “Victoria’s Secret Angels Butt Work Out”…so… much….win!
Check out the weird pose! I’m playing an invisible cello…and maybe having a seizure at the same time! Bah! Who cares! Let’s talk about clothes!
Main suspects in this outfit you already know, are my Jaws tee and the platform denim sneakers. I’ve been having slight difficulties styling the Jaws tee. It’s a men’s t-shirt and it looks somewhat weird, but I think this crochet cardigan is qualified enough to make it work. The fuchsia aztec print jeans are labeled H&M and I got them from our online second hand store. I’m tired of wearing the same blue jeans, but on casual days I need to feel comfy, so the alternative was to get a pair of funky bright jeans. Mission Possible!
I thought I would look good with curly hair, so I made some test curls, and never have I been so wrong! Let’s just say I’m thankful to mother nature for giving me straight hair, not thankful for those periods though, these things are nasty!
Pink Aztec Jeans- H&M (Remix), Denim Platform Sneakers- Olx, Jaws t-shirt- H&M, Crochet cardigan- Gruppofiori