One of my New Year resolutions, well not a New Year’s, but a resolution that I’ve had since I was 16, was to get better at coordination and map reading. Yeah, it may sound weird, but my years of experience getting lost, and getting other people, who are dumb enough to follow my directions lost, has lead me to the conclusion that I need some serious orientation upgrade.
I’ve gotten lost in almost every new place I’ve visited, one time I even got lost in my own hometown, which is probably one of the smallest cities in the country.
The saddest part is, I can’t be of any help to puzzled strangers, asking for directions. My way of giving directions, always comes down to something of this sort: “Okay, so you go left, and a little bit further you will see a thingy, you pass the thingy, no..wait..I mean turn right from the thingy. Yes! So after you go right, there must be a huge building shaped like a box, post office should be right underneath it, I mean left of it…”
I’ve given directions several times and people tend to get lost even more, when I try to guide them. That’s why even if I do know where a certain building is, I almost always say that I don’t, because I’m damn sure that if I try to explain it, people will get even more confused.
So yeah, I’m the typical stereotype female, who sucks at map reading, resents football and loves shopping. This actually makes me kinda sad…
Anywho, are you ladies good at map reading or general orientation?
One word: FLANNELS!!! Flannels are one of my favorite clothing pieces evahhhh! They can be incorporated in almost every outfit and in so many ways. As you already know, I love big, slouchy clothes and an oversize flannel has been on my wishlist since childhood. My dad has a lot of flannels, but he’s too huge, dah boyfriend is too huge too, this has lead me to a very sad realization: I need to buy my own oversize shit! Sad indeed!
Okay, enough rambling for today, I’m leaving you with, yet another dumb-ass smile. See ya around!
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