outside with your friends at that fancy new restaurant, where rich
people are paying 20 bucks for a hamburger and you’re not photographing
enjoying a glass of red wine in your only set of sexy pj’s, reading a romance novel set in 1942 and you’re not instagramming it.
5. You just realized you haven’t opened your e-mail in 16 days.
Yup, consider this small list my way of saying real life got more important than my internet life…Hence, I haven’t posted in two weeks. That’s a first! And hopefully last! I’m not gonna bore you with the details, but I’m done with real life! There are too many mosquitoes and random strangers in cafes offering you healthier coffee choices, when you just want to drink your coffee as black as petroleum, munch on bacon and die of swollen heart. Soooooooooo…. what’s been going on with you precious gems? *insert flirty wink and awkward attempt to show interest*
Obviously been away for two weeks must have left you guys absolutely heart broken, don’t worry I’m not dead…..yet. And I’ve prepared a few outfits under my shirt, eeeeek, kinky! Since I’ve been absent for some time I’m posting TWO outfits today! YES, not ONE, but TWO! Try to restrain your enthusiasm please, we don’t want anyone dying from too much joy!
The first pieces I styled from Yoins are a gray bodycon skirt and this colorful cuff bracelet. I have a slight beef with these two items. The skirt is very slouchy, not at all the bodycon tight shape showing on the website’s photos, it falls loose on the body and looks kinda weird. Th cuff is made from a very rough material and it’s not very easy to wear, but for this price it’s fairly reasonable. Also, it was too big for my hand so I used some help from the super Wolverine boyfriend to make it tighter.
I’m trying to include more basic and daily pieces into my wardrobe, ones that I can wear to a funeral maybe? without feeling weird about my sequins reflecting light into someone’s coffin….so I splurged on this poncho last Sunday during an event in Sofia, where Bulgarian designers were gathered to sell their merchandise in a big marketplace. Snowflakes are a bit too cheerful for a funeral perhaps, but I can absolutely nail this for a job interview!
The poncho is from Vintage Summer and I don’t know if they ship outside Bulgaria, but do check these guys out, they have one of a kind quality pieces, the poncho is as soft as cat’s paws and it can be worn as a scarf or a simple cardigan as well!
The other item I ordered from Yoins is this yellow leopard sweater which I am madly in love with right now. After seeing this street style shot on the Googly Google, a fluffy leopard print sweater has been on my radar for a while. Even though the skirt and bracelet from Yoins were a downer, I have to admit the sweater is lovely, the material is super thick, soft and cozy, and the color is a rich deep yellow, as if freshly dipped in mustard, yum!
thought I’d make the sweater the accent of my outfit and just added a
few extras for seasoning. The black cap is a new purchase from H&M
and I love how it looks with my hair curled up. For bottoms I wore a second hand
green leather skirt and for shoes – my Chelsea camel booties with men’s
socks on top. And duuuude, after seeing these photos I realize my shoes
need serious cleaning, but I’m toooooo laaazzzyyyyyyy! Most people say
that no matter how glamorous your outfit is, dirty shoes ruin it all,
but I say – no matter how dirty your shoes are, you can always eat pizza
instead of cleaning….