So far it’s been a rough week…First my cat peed on my favorite leather backpack, then she peed on the whole sofa (WHOLE SOFA!), then I found out that she has been consistently peeing on another gorgeous red bag I’ve had since forever, which was sponsored to me by Nowistyle…
Get a cat they said, it will be great they said, you’ll have someone to cuddle they said…No one ever considers telling you a cat’s pee smells like the plague ridden Europe in the year 1347, and that your clothes will be forever riddled with cat hairs, and when you make sudden moves at a restaurant there is a 89% chance some amount of cat hair will be sprinkled on top of someone else’s dinner! Whoever you are, you poor unlucky bastard, I am sorry!
At least I have someone to wake me up every morning with the sounds of horrible meowing screams of hunger, then avoid me for the rest of the day as if I don’t exist…Wait….never mind, these cats are useless! Anyone looking to adopt two? They come with high maintenance and zero gain.
Anywhooooo, let’s talk clothes – my number one superficial love! Number two is jewelry shaped like food and number three are over the knee boots that make you sweat and release weird groans every time you attempt to remove them.
The outfit of the day is my rather misguided interpretation of the Victorian dresses. The only thing that would make the look complete is the staple of the Victorian era – the delightful and kinky granny knickers! But since I already wear an embarrassing amount of comfortable granny underwear on a daily basis, I decided to leave the knickers for better days…
I ordered this chiffon crochet blouse from Choies and gotta admit, not very fond of how it looks on me. I feel kind of broad with them, know what I mean? I’m a 44kg spoon so looking broad is something I do not desire. Maybe my overly self conscious brain is imagining things, what do you guys think? Nonetheless, I love this blouse, the neckline reminds me of an old Victorian dress, so I thought I’d make it more kewl by I layering a thrifted steampunk dress underneath. You may have seen this dress on my previous post, if not, well…here it is again! Talk about originality!
I also included my favorite blue mascara and voila, we have an explosion of navy colors and lace! Yum!
Embrace my retarded posing!
Steampunk Dress – Second Hand, Red Bag – Random Chinese Shop, Lace up ankle boots – Choies, Chiffon Crochet Blouse – c/o Choies, Cuff bracelet – Choies
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