Every time I go out shopping I have this deep, meaningful conversation with my inner responsible self. It goes down like this: “Do you really need that crap? Of course you don’t! Do you realize your superficial consumerism? Do you realize that when constantly shoving your money down on big brand’s throats, you’re greasing the wheels of the capitalistic machine, helping forced labor and slavery blossom”. Yeah, my inner responsible self is a bit apocalyptic.
My brain hates it when I indulge in a shopping spree, even if it’s from second hand stores. But having these wholehearted monologues, is as useful, as hanging word of the day calendars on your wall and hoping to learn something. Most of the time you just keep staring at them blankly, without even noticing any fucking words, calculating your late period or how many days have passed since you got laid.
So I decided to make a decision tree, to demonstrate exactly how little thought I invest into buying crap.
And now for the best part… NEW INS:
1. Burgundy top. You may be sick of this color already, but I’m not!
2. Black and red stripe pants
3. Two in one shirt
4. Leather jacket
5. Vintage, rusty old clock
Pour all this in a big bowl, stir into a creamy mixture, add a
dash of thrifted shorts and fluffy socks, and we
have a delicious recipe for a completely thrifted outfit! Man I’m good!!!!