You know what really sucks about pink hair? Blood stains…
I’ve been leaving blood stains all over the apartment. With every shower, the bathroom looks more and more like a crime scene for the FBI.
– Mam, who did you kill in here?
-No one, I swear, I dyed my hair!
-Yeah right, that’s what all the murderous ladies say.
At least if I ever get lost in the woods, I wouldn’t have to worry about finding bread crumbs or pebbles. I just have to wash my hair and leave a trail of pink drops. Just like women in medieval times, only their drops were coming from different places…you know..the vagina!
I got a new magenta color and it’s quite difficult not to touch anything, after a shower, because it turns into a pink hue. King Midas had the ability to turn everything into gold, I turn everything into barbie pink. Who’s more fucked?
Look of the day is a pink H&M hat I studded, because hell, studs make everything look cooler, Asos green jacket, Mango oversize woolen dress.
Scratching my nose in the first photo, hot!
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