May has been the lousiest month ever!
This month has been so lousy, I was planning on making an UN
favorites post! It would have been so negative, the positive charge of protons would have dissolved and destroyed the very nature of existence!!! <—– Three exclamation marks!!! That’s how you know I mean business!!!
We’ve been so poor lately, I have no favorites, except for the obvious things poor people appreciate like: the warmth of the sun, oxygen and “beauty of nature”…..That’s a load of crap if you ask me! Apart from having no money, May has been generous towards a lot of unnecessary, stressful moments, for which I have invented a coping mechanism: Embrace fetal position, wait for problems to magically disappear, drink beer.
Despite the stressing, drama, anxiety and doom, I heroically managed to gather 4 favorites from my measly, disintegrating life and make a coherent post, so here ya go!
I bet 90% of the population has at least heard of Douglas Adam’s notorious “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the galaxy
“, but I was more drawn to his little addition titled: “Life, the Universe and everything“.
The misadventures of our main heroes are so utterly hilarious and so bewilderingly weird, I was constantly producing a very attractive snort sound every time I laughed.
A few examples of what the book contains: a cute talking mattress, an attempt to fix a nation’s problems with potatoes and a party that has lasted four generations…Enough said!
Stuff In Jars!!!
I’m having a weird craving to put things in jars…. My boyfriend says it’s incredibly stupid to drink or eat something from a jar, but I love it! It’s so vintagy and looks kinda cool, no? When I showed him all the Pinterest photos of jars, he just blurted out: “People are idiots”... Yes we are, yes we are…
Any who, since it’s Summer I prepared a raspberry juice and an ice cold peach juice with milk, honey and lemons. Sounds weird, but it’s actually pretty yummy, and CHEAP!
I didn’t feel like watching any movies this month!!!
(tip: it gets really good at 0:52)
Whoever says video games are stupid should reconsider his priorities in life. Video games are like watching a really, really good movie, but 100,000 times more rewarding! So yeah, favorite song today is from Mass Effect 2, which you guys still haven’t played! Boo! If I have to be serious though (and we all know I’m not good at that) I rarely shove my interests down people’s throats. If you like stupid shit, like it, I don’t care, but the thing about Mass Effect is that it’s so incredibly magnificent and life fulfilling that I would feel empty if I don’t force everyone I know into playing it!
Favorite Fashion Find
Thank God for the Birthday, because if it wasn’t for this awesome present, I wouldn’t have any fashion favorites! You have probably already seen my new hologram cut out boots in this post here. I got them from Amazon and it’s surprising how good the quality is. I’ve been so used to crappy clothes and shoes I was blown away, that I actually have a pair that doesn’t dissolve on the third wear. Yay! Plus, check out those veiny legs, yummy!
So that’s about it! Hope you guys liked and let me know if your month was as crappy as mine! See you in June!!!
*goes back to fetal position*