Crappy New Year is arriving ladies, time for intoxicated champagne dinners and cheerful wobbliness on the merry icy streets.
My last Crappy New Year was spent near the table, devouring a
shameful amount of food and barely staying awake until 12. I wanted this
New Year to be special, mostly because of weirdos saying that the
end would come on 21st because, you see, people are evil!
people are evil! They’ve been evil past centuries, they were evil last
year, they are evil this year, and they will be evil the year to come.
On other, unevil topics, my special Crappy New Year would be welcomed with this tasty lemon I got from Dressestylist.
It’s almost unbelievable how yellow could look so vibrant, but not
cheap. I wanted something with a bare shoulder, soft texture, with a
dash of Disney princess styling. Dressestylist were kind enough to send me a custom made dress, perfect for skinny, boobless bodies.
So, come at me Crappy New Year, I’m with a shiny new dress and ready!
My hair is a mess, sorry about that, it hates me!