What better way to spend your Saturday than dragging your sorry ass around a field of parasite infested bushes and weeds, in a 30 degrees melting heat, gripping a grass-cutter and loudly mowing stinking pissed grass, while feeling like a true man!
There is a weird trend going on around my town, this Summer. People seem restless and itching for something to do and this something consist of mowing random grass fields around different blocks, making screeching sounds everywhere they go, at the most inappropriate time of the day.
How much do you have to hate your wife and kids, to leave them in the middle of the night and start mowing grass, which didn’t even need mowing in the first place, mind you!
If you hate your life so much, get drunk like normal people do, and leave the manly mowing of grass to people who wouldn’t do it at midnight!
Do you guys have similar experiences, early mornings especially- the favorite time of the good old screaming noise of the flex piercing through your skull?
Fashiony part: I’m officially obsessed with Fig&Viper’s collection of grunge and trash inspired outfits. Good news is they have international shipping now, these are some of the few items I’m drooling over.
Top- Fig&Viper, Oversized jeans- vintage.