Definition of “creepy guy” :
1. Annoyingly unpleasant; repulsive.
guy /gaɪ/ Show Spelled [gahy]
1. Man or boy; fellow.
Creepy guy : a person who’s libido is directly proportional to the amount of stalking and staring of random girls.
We all have our friendly, old creepy guy. Some have many, some have one, some have none- lucky you! History has had it’s creepy guys since ancient times, now we have ours. I’ve had my shares with creepy guys through the years and I must admit, they never seize to surprise me. Sometimes they would just follow you around, make “romantic” gestures or just stare blanknessly until you turn around the corner. Sometimes they would say something sweet like : I want to fuck you like a horse”, sometimes they would creep silently behind your back and breath in your neck… the possibilities are limitless. I thought I’ve seen it all, until I opened a deviantart account (it’s the favorite living place of the creepiest guys you’ll ever meet.) But the internet is just the scratch of the surface of their existence. They usually spawn in places with girls and being a remotely, pretty girl is a ticket to creepy land. The most interesting part of the creepy guy is his brain. It still works, but it works in it own way. It tells him comforting things like : ” go tell that girl that you like her feet, that would make her ever so happy!”, or something of this sort : “if you stare long enough at her ass she might marry you”. Although annoying, creepy guys are an important and valuable component of our society. They teach girls, precious avoiding skills and stimulate their minds and bodies, through harsh training like: running for your life, prioritizing, mastering rock-trowing, using your lipstick as an eye opener and so on.
So my dear readers, share your creepy guy story, it would be ever so interesting 😀
Back to fashion, this is one of the prettiest dresses I own ^_^ . It was windy and cold but damn it I wanted to be pretty! And I was, in a freezing kind of way.
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