Being useless by judging

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Imagine you are at home, watching the telly and you’ve just made the most amazing lasagna in the world. Your lasagna is so awesome you can put sunglasses over it. So you lay on the coach and eat 80 percent of your masterpiece, but just couldn’t stuff in those other 20 percent. So you carefully …

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How to look like an Owl

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It’s 7 o’clock in the fucking morning!!! I feel like a squished doughnut injected with coffee, depressed doughnut that is! I’m one hour away from my “very important” state exam on Russian. The state exam is something you have to take in order to graduate, but this still isn’t enough motivation for me. You see, …

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Life after midnight and aqua sweater.

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Bad news guys! Instagram Potato is very very sick. Just few day ago I discovered green growths sticking out of  its “private area”. I can only assume what kind of disturbing acts it must have committed to become so ill. I’m beginning to think it’s not completely genderless after all. R.I.P instagram potato! Here comes …

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Oversize coat on a little peanut

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Oversize coats really don’t work for me! Small head, small chested, small shoulders, everything is the size of a peanut here (insert inappropriate joke). Imagine a peanut strapped in a huge leaf, that’s the result you get with me and my coat.  I love oversize trends this season mainly because for me, everything is oversize, …

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What too much beer can do to you…

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Well, apart from the deep wholehearted talks about the Universe and the meaning of life, accompanied by the usual blurry eyes and waving hand gestures, alcohol  can make you do weird stuff. Like this: And then this: Don’t know why, but after watching my cat eat its paw for 10 straight minutes I decided to …

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